
YOU WILL NEED:
1 egg
1 sidewalk
Directions.
Heat sidewalk to above 100 degrees for best results. Place broken egg on sidewalk and let it sizzle for a few minutes. Remove from heat. (Translated: Go inside to the air conditioning and don't come out until the heat wave has passed.)
Sorry folks, this is all I can offer you today as I don't wanna' cook anything! The Heat and humidity is draining the life from me.